"God I love baseball!! It’s as American as sucking a big ol dick."
"Sometimes trains get sad because they have no mouths with which to suck dick."
"They don’t care about our cabooses. They want to suck my dick."
"I like chicken. I like liver. Come over and I will suck your dick."
"This reminds me, I sucked three big peckers yesterday while you were bowling."
"I wish I could suck my own dick."