"Remember that Jamiroquai video for Virtual Insanity? That was so cool! I think that’s the main reason I felt compelled to suck his dick."
Last week’s winning caption from thereajostu:
"When you said you felt cagey about sucking dick, I thought you meant it literally."
"You’re mad that you’re not getting your dick sucked right now when there’s so many other things to be mad about."
Last week’s winning caption from Barry Young:
“I want the government to see all the dick I suck.”
"I am great at sucking dicks."