"It says here that I should suck your dick for a more thorough clean."
Last Week’s winning caption from iammadeofiam:
"Get out of that tub, so I can suck your dick."
"I’m taking a bath so I’ll be clean when I suck your dick."
”Here’s the paperwork you need to sign to suck my dick.”
Last week’s winning submission from average-white-american-mother!
"I know you don’t believe me, but I’m telling you I can suck my own dick and I’ve brought the photos to prove it."
Last week’s winning caption from diffint. Two in a row!
"I sucked that barista’s dick one time."