“Anybody wanna suck this dead guy’s dick?”
“Sooo… which part do I suck?”
“He’s sucking God’s dick now…”
(Source: outlawscumfudge)
“pretty simple, you wind it up and he sucks your dick”
“Now, which one of you is gonna suck my dick?”
“I came to pay my final respects (suck this dead guy’s dick)”
“Hey man, wanna suck my dick while I look at this giraffe picture?”
“Well, my pants are already off if you wanna suck my dick…”
“So it’s settled. We all suck each other’s dicks. Even the horse.”
