Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. By Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

WE KNOW IT'S STUPID BUT THANKS FOR TELLING US SO ANYWAY.

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"If you knock them all down I’ll suck your dick."

"If you knock them all down I’ll suck your dick."

"If you wanted to suck my dick, you could have just asked."

"If you wanted to suck my dick, you could have just asked."

"My car is sucking your car’s dick."

"My car is sucking your car’s dick."

"God I love baseball!! It’s as American as sucking a big ol dick."

"God I love baseball!! It’s as American as sucking a big ol dick."

"Sometimes trains get sad because they have no mouths with which to suck dick."

"Sometimes trains get sad because they have no mouths with which to suck dick."

"They don’t care about our cabooses. They want to suck my dick."

"They don’t care about our cabooses. They want to suck my dick."

"Well boys, let’s go out there and suck some dicks!"

"Well boys, let’s go out there and suck some dicks!"

"Wanna come down to the bar and get your dick sucked?"

"Wanna come down to the bar and get your dick sucked?"

"I like chicken.  I like liver.  Come over and I will suck your dick."

"I like chicken.  I like liver.  Come over and I will suck your dick."