Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. Concept by Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

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“These dudes suck dick faster than a speeding bullet, cum more powerfully than a speeding locamotive, and are able to blow entire buildings in a single bound”
“Do you have anything that would be a good chaser for superhero cum?”
“Excuse me, is this where to go to get my dick super-sucked?”
“Pardon me, but I sucked some dicks here last night, just wanted to brag”
“Looks like we’re the only 2 guys here who aren’t super heroes. Better suck each other’s dicks!!”
“Oh Leon’s superpower? SUKINN MAD DIKKKKKK”

“These dudes suck dick faster than a speeding bullet, cum more powerfully than a speeding locamotive, and are able to blow entire buildings in a single bound”

“Do you have anything that would be a good chaser for superhero cum?”

“Excuse me, is this where to go to get my dick super-sucked?”

“Pardon me, but I sucked some dicks here last night, just wanted to brag”

“Looks like we’re the only 2 guys here who aren’t super heroes. Better suck each other’s dicks!!”

“Oh Leon’s superpower? SUKINN MAD DIKKKKKK”