Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. Concept by Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

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“Did you get that memo about facial hair styles in the office?  Also, wanna suck my dick?”

“Did you get that memo about facial hair styles in the office?  Also, wanna suck my dick?”