Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. Concept by Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

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“Now that I’ve finished tracing a chalk-outline of my dick on this piece of paper, I think I’m ready for you to suck it…hello?”

“Now that I’ve finished tracing a chalk-outline of my dick on this piece of paper, I think I’m ready for you to suck it…hello?”