Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. Concept by Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

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“I forgot to tell you, Harold, I signed us up with the USO to entertain the troops. Now, let’s try dick-sucking position number 25 from this Kama Sutra book to start, shall we?”

“I forgot to tell you, Harold, I signed us up with the USO to entertain the troops. Now, let’s try dick-sucking position number 25 from this Kama Sutra book to start, shall we?”