Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. Concept by Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

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“He really keeps me up at night. Not the chirping, just him suckin’ my dick all the time.”

“He really keeps me up at night. Not the chirping, just him suckin’ my dick all the time.”