Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. Concept by Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

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“Babe, it’s happening, the Apocalypse is here! Quick, before the ground opens up and swallows us whole, open up and suck this dick!!!”

“Babe, it’s happening, the Apocalypse is here! Quick, before the ground opens up and swallows us whole, open up and suck this dick!!!”