Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest

Every week, the New Yorker has a caption contest. Every week, it would be way funnier if they just talked about sucking dick. By Nate Heller & Emily Heller.

WE KNOW IT'S STUPID BUT THANKS FOR TELLING US SO ANYWAY.

Not Affiliated with Conde Nast or The New Yorker.
"Press any button and I’ll suck your dick."

"Press any button and I’ll suck your dick."

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